Outraged Evangelicals Call Mourdock's Apology for 'Divine Rape' Comments an...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Senate candidate Richard Mourdock (R-Ind.) struggled to defend his controversial comments about rape and abortion Wednesday, telling the...
View ArticleTV Networks Capitalize on Sandy, Forcing Captive Audiences to Watch Failing...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Megastorm Sandy pummeled the Northeast Monday night, battering the New Jersey coastline with 80 mph winds while sending 13-foot surges of...
View ArticleRomney Issued Storm Preparedness Tips, Criticized President for Abandoning...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Millions of Americans along the eastern seaboard are facing long days ahead without power or public transit in the devastating wake of...
View ArticlePolitically Theme Haunted House Attraction Closed for Being Too Scary
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- This year, the San Narciso County Chamber of Commerce was forced to shutter the community’s second annual Haunted House Spooktacular,...
View ArticleSAT Tests Receive Massive Overhaul to Better Assess College Readiness
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Last week, Microsoft announced the official release of Windows 8, which promised the most dramatic redesign of a familiar American...
View ArticleWhy Every Real American Should Vote for Write-in Presidential Candidate F....
SPECIAL GUEST EDITORIAL (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- To those of you outside San Narciso County, Calif., who may not be familiar with my campaign, I'd first like to introduce myself. My name...
View ArticleVoting Rights
This is serious. Several districts throughout the nation have reported incidents of voter suppression, obstruction, and irregularities with electronic voting machines. If you are turned away at the...
View ArticleCampus Fire Result of Students Celebrating Guy Fawkes on Wrong Night, Not...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Hundreds of students from San Narciso College were arrested Tuesday night after violent, politically charged protests erupted across the...
View ArticleCIA Director Petraeus Uncovers Own Affair after Finding Incriminating Emails...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- CIA Director David Petraeus, a retired four-star General, resigned his post Friday after admitting to having an extramarital affair. The...
View ArticleThe Petraeus Affair: Why Do the Powerful Cheat and Why Does Anybody Give a Crap?
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Findings from CERN's Large Hadron Collider made waves in the scientific community recently by calling into question a popular physics theory...
View ArticleUnited Blames Flight Delays on Computer Issues after Upgrading to Windows 8...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Shares in United Continental Holdings fell during morning trading Thursday after the air carrier reported delays in many of its flights,...
View ArticleHistorians Discover Thanksgiving Day Also Origin of 'Last Meal' Penal Tradition
"The first feast, so to speak, may also have been the nation's first Last Meal." -- Abel WharfingerSAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Although the modern Thanksgiving holiday...
View ArticleWalmart Begins Black Friday on Thursday, Over 20 Trampled to Death as...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- The peaceful Southern California hamlet of Bennington Vale was again rocked by multiple deaths and countless injuries during Black Friday...
View ArticleMedical Experts Support Jenny Johnson's Assessment of Chris Brown's Premature...
Lindsay Lohan, 26, prematurely agingSAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Comedienne Jenny Johnson not only caused Chris Brown to delete his Twitter account this weekend, she also...
View ArticleCongress Admits Gambling Millions on Powerball Jackpot, Fiscal Cliff Now...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- As the U.S. economy teeters on the precipice of the fiscal cliff, two lottery ticket holders -- one in Arizona and one in Missouri --...
View ArticleLetters to Santa Reveal Heartbreaking Hardships, Mostly from Disillusioned...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- The mountains of "Dear Santa" letters overtaking the back offices of postal facilities across the nation are still graced with adorably...
View ArticleWith Executive Bonuses Threatened, Citigroup Cuts 11,000 Workers to Save...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Amid the economic showdown between congressional Republicans and the White House, in which President Obama has taken a more hardline stance...
View ArticleTea Party Lawmakers Propose Travel Restrictions to Saint Nicholas' Tomb in...
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Conservative Tea Party lawmakers, attempting a definitive victory in their crusade to stave off the damage from the decades-old War on...
View ArticleDisgraced Homemaker Confesses Fruitcake Not World Famous
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- To Bennington Vale locals, homemaker Emmeline Kuchenkoch needs no introduction. Chances are, if you've dined at Piers Addleson's Pea House...
View ArticleJohn Travolta Uses Scientology 'Assist' to Heal Injured Man, Faces New...
Photo courtesy APSAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Emerging from the long shadow cast by countless accusations of sexual misconduct in recent months, John Travolta made...
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